Monkeyboard

A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist

That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!

by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011

Monkeyhead

Monkeyhead (Muhng-kee-hed)
-noun
To be either:
a. Daniel
----OR----
b. -A face that looks like a monkey
-Has skin like monkey

Daniel is a monkeyhead.
Look at that black monkeyhead.

by TheCumbackKids January 28, 2008

monkeyterd

Jackass, idiot, n00b. A complete idiot.

by BlackCobra September 13, 2003

monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

Monkeybird

The name of the flying beasts in The Wizard of OZ. Also can be associated with hideous looking females.

"Damn man, that woman be looking like a monkeybird!"

by Hosami March 17, 2009

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009