Gunk Monkey

Someone who likes flinging his gunk around like a rampant baboon

John: Aidan really shouldn't be running around that mall like a "Gunk Monkey"!

Mandrew: I know, he's acting like a total spaff wagon

by MamboRambo December 21, 2010

gundle monkey

Pickle juice that smells like sour hair.

Dang your shampoo smells like a gundle monkey.

by Jenmeg! June 10, 2008

Money Guns

A ripping skater's go-to trick. Also, that shit that shoots out money

I have the money guns, bitch.

by ThePhelper May 9, 2019

Monkeybunked

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

MonkeyPunched

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

by jbadd April 26, 2009

Monkeybuns

a phat delicious merinoo girl with nicki minaj's boootay!

just wait until you see my dick, cause ima beat that pussy up - monkeybuns

by babycakeslovesmonkeybuns January 2, 2011

monkeyfunker

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

by JayKayJake July 15, 2008