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Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
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Bar Mitzvah Monkey

A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."
by Renholder October 18, 2011
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Monkey in a bush bar

Oh I get why there are no women here. This is a monkey in a bush bar.
by RumpRider May 11, 2022
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Monkey Barrel

Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.
Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.

Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.
by Dikembe Fratumbo January 26, 2011
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monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
by metro anthony October 24, 2005
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monkey bars

xanax pills that are high in potency ranging from 1mg to 2mg in strength.
by yoakum in the 'sco July 3, 2006
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monkey bars

Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.
Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?

Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.
by jussagal October 28, 2008
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