malteaser

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"

eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser

by maryanne bob May 18, 2007

bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

by msfg May 27, 2006

Malteaser

An excuse to suck black balls

malteaser ballsssss

by Lollololokokoko April 21, 2019

sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

moteasir

This is the guy in a chinese restaurant that goes from table to table asking "MO TEA SIR?"

"He should get a job as a MOTEASIR"

by Craig92 January 5, 2008

Mortesermo

When a bunch of people are talking and then they randomly all stop at the same time for an unknown reason.

Just when the room was getting at its loudest, mortesermo occurred.

by Efs September 27, 2021