The most amazing, beautiful, unique, hilarious and sexy of all the female species in the universe. She is full of love and everything she does is perfect. She has been known to offer a roofie or two just before attacking.
If a woman ever does something that makes you feel like you've just experienced a perfect moment in life, then cracks a mom joke AND gives you a boner before you're done laughing, well my friend, you've just been attacked by MammaBear.
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momma bear and pappa bear team are affectionate, protective, devoted, strict, sensitive and attentive with their young.
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A mom that has other moms, dads, and children running in fear. No one messes with the mombear.
A mom that has other moms, dads, and children running in fear. No one messes with the mombear.
Suzy: "Your kid is so stupid."
Mombear: "You're about to get your butt handed to you. Don't be talking about my kid like that!"
Mombear: "You're about to get your butt handed to you. Don't be talking about my kid like that!"
by mombearpower February 2, 2013
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Artin:Yo MamaBearKon coming we so fucked no more soccer. Marko im so worried right now.
Marko: According to my calculations if we exit the scene right now we can avoid MamaBearKon
Marko: According to my calculations if we exit the scene right now we can avoid MamaBearKon
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Ben- "You still trying to get with Momma Bear?"
Jerry- "Yea... She's nice, but she just don't put out!"
Jerry- "Yea... She's nice, but she just don't put out!"
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