Momageddon

an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes.

Characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. A REALLY pissed off mom.

It was momageddon at my house last night when she found out I skipped school to go to the beach.

by nuttin2say September 2, 2011

Momager

A manager that is your mom

In Kim Kardashians new app, she randomly says "you could get a momager!"

by TheMakerOfWords August 3, 2014

momsense

When a mother's logic is so skewed its nonsense to everyone but her. Often occurs in cases where the mother refuses to be wrong about something to her kid.

Mother: You need to mow the lawn.
Son: its snowing right now, thats momsense.
Mother: You still need to mow the lawn.

by jaybrown January 10, 2009

momas pp

A warm juicy snack for your dad or uncle, can be broken if sucked too hard by kids

He has a sexy momas pp.

by yur momas pp November 5, 2021

momosexual

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo

damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual

by boner_man69 March 8, 2019

momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

momasaurus rex

control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.

My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.

by oober goober June 18, 2012