Hans Moleman

god of kickassedness

hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!

by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005

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molemaster

Someone who has no life, so they command moles into a military operation, albeit a very bad military operation.

There was a mole outbreak at a school because some lonely kid became a molemaster.

by XYZcoaster November 9, 2013

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Software that slowly digs up your information without you knowing.

Moleware is similar to Spyware, but much more subtle. It’s slowly digging up your information from underground where you can’t see, just like mole.

Isaac: Dude, I just found out that the pirated copy of Call of Duty that I bought was filled with Moleware.
Tommy: You mean Malware?
Isaac: No, Moleware, the kind that steals your information without you knowing.
Tommy: So…Spyware?
Isaac: It’s complicated

by frankenen September 11, 2023

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molebarrassed

embarrassed by a mole on one's body; usually occurs when one takes his or her clothes off during sex in front of a new partner

I could tell she was molebarrassed because she made me turn the lights off during intercourse. By the location of her newly placed band-aid, I could tell she was trying to hide her mole because she was molebarrassed.

by Beaverboyduffield August 25, 2008

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moleman

a pathetic loser.
some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on

see booth

friend 1:"did you see see jeff last night?"
friend 2:"yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face"
friend 1: "he's such a MOLEMAN

by james November 15, 2003

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