To turn in the ladies.
by Kim's Love July 3, 2007

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.
by 92490sw May 17, 2019

Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.
by smooveb98 June 29, 2011

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.
by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 26, 2017

by Homozygus February 19, 2012
