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moisten the cotton

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.
by Kim's Love July 3, 2007
mugGet the moisten the cottonmug.

Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.
"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."
by 92490sw May 17, 2019
mugGet the Moistened frogeyesmug.

Moisten Bint

Rather sexist English slang word for woman.
Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.
by smooveb98 June 29, 2011
mugGet the Moisten Bintmug.

eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.
oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes
by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022
mugGet the eyeball moistenermug.
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
mugGet the The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...mug.

moisten sauce

She really made a lot of moisten sauce when I went down on her
by The Vagoo Snatcher January 26, 2017
mugGet the moisten saucemug.

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"
Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.
by Homozygus February 19, 2012
mugGet the Moistened Membermug.

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