moisten the cotton

To turn in the ladies.

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.

by Kim's Love July 3, 2007

Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.

"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."

by 92490sw May 17, 2019

Moisten Bint

Rather sexist English slang word for woman.

Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.

by smooveb98 June 29, 2011

moisten the oreo

A waterbug that isnt in water.

"HOW DID THAT WATERBUG MOISTEN THE OREO??"

by MyEggrole May 28, 2016

The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout

doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.

It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.

by JustinDA July 10, 2022

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus February 19, 2012

moisten sauce

Another term for a girl getting wet

She really made a lot of moisten sauce when I went down on her

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 26, 2017