MOFONGO

MOFONGO (muh-FOHNG-oh)
1. -interjection - WTF, "What the fuck?!", expression of disbelief and disappointment
2. -noun - a dish that locals (esp. Puerto Ricans) rave about but the palette of from outside culture finds surprisingly difficult to appreciate.

They canceled your flight? Are you serious?! MOFONGO!

by DD (Double-Down) September 29, 2010

mofongo

an incredibly putrid, brain-damaging, gut-wrenching fart following the ingestion of spicy tropical food. Preferably followed by a dutch oven.

Jim's mother sneezed and a mofongo slipped out

by lulupuertoricanprincess April 22, 2006

Monologophobia

Monologue: a (usually long) dramatic speech by a single actor.

Monologophobia:

A fear of performing memorized speeches within plays or other performance types.

A fear of forgetting a memorized speech during a performance.

A fear that encompasses avoiding trying out for plays or other performance venues with long speeches in them, that must be memorized.

I can't try out for the community theater's version of Steel Magnolias, because I have monologophobia.

If I get the part of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, then I am sure that my monologophobia will ruin my performance.

by lornagdoon November 7, 2009

Mofongo

A self respecting young woman who dresses like a lady of the night to attract attention with the goal of getting piped down by the squad

That Mofongo works hard all week, and then dresses to attract gawkers when she goes out to the plaza.

by breakfastfordinner May 8, 2021

mofongo

A word used by those who do not speak Spanish meaning Mother Fu&*%!

Albert is such a mofongo.

by kertoast June 12, 2006

mofological

Having the logic of a mofo.

Why are you such a mofological?

by Krubtar October 19, 2010

molongoloid

to be or be inflicted with incomprehensible amounts of stupidity.

diablo you molongoloid you didnt acknowledge peso

by a new couch November 24, 2020