Moffit

A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.

Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit

by MMSObserver July 13, 2009

moffett

an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. Normally taking the shape of a ball.

my room mate left a moffett all over the toilet after shaving his balls.

by 83lineshack March 6, 2009

Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!

"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"

by Joseph the noble prophet Smith January 9, 2008

moffited

Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.

I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.

by iamnottomgreen2 May 6, 2014

Sean Moffitt

You don’t wanna know what happened cuh

Sean Moffitt put in a bad performance

by Was a bad oul night February 11, 2022

Messy Moffitt

The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.

Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.

by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022

Moffett

A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.

"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."

"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."

by Vfa-83 LINE March 13, 2009