Part pig part human. you will know if you see one. Has greasy hair and eczema. Has NO eyebrows and really long dirty fingernails. If you see a mofe...go the other direction!!!!!
"HOLY MOFE FONN!"
"WOW, you're being such a mofe fonn"
"I'm glad I'm not a Mofe Fonn"
Fusion of the words mofo (short for motherfucker) and feg (short for faggot), used as the highest compliment due to it's awesome sounding nature. A mofeg is commonly seen as clever, friendly, kind, majorly strong, and of course the most awesome person on the planet. Basically, your family, partner, dog, cat, teacher (ok maybe not) but everyone is an honorary mofeg.
"You seeJim over there?"
"Yeah"
"He's a real mofeg, no wonder the ladies like him"
"Yeah man, he's too good"
A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.
A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck
We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.