mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

Monokini

A bathing suit for women without a top, it's generally used for tanning purposes.

1. All the men were looking at Lucy-Sue when she was wearing her monokini

by fisherx12 March 31, 2009

Mookins

A person who you consider to be mookinsish

A term of endearment

I love that mookins.

by Modkins July 16, 2008

Monokini

1. A tongue-in-cheek term for a bikini with only the bottoms being worn.

2. A Chinese-made one-piece bathing suit, typically purchased for around $10 on eBay, Amazon, or any number of other sites that facilitate mail-order purchases from China. For whatever reason, Chinese vendors seem to believe that "monokini" is the proper term for a one-piece bathing suit, and use it extensively in item descriptions. When this definition is used, "monokini" is pronounced as though it were a Japanese word, to distinguish it from the other definition. Why Japanese, when this is a Chinese phenomenon? Probably because they're both Engrish parent languages, and "monokini" looks like a Japanese word?

"This monokini pronounced mo-no-ki-ni looks like it was sewn together by a blind pre-schooler!"'

"Probably because it was."

by Melgar II February 27, 2017

Mookina

A nasty girl, who often hangs around cool guys as she has spent much of her life being unpopular.

Nina is such a mookina..

by Darp January 21, 2006

mooking

(v.) The performance of mookish acts, the imitation of The Mook himself, acting like a mook.

"That noob is mooking it up."

"I feel like mooking at the full moon right about now."

by 150cc May 7, 2004