Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

Moses Magoo

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.

A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.

by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012

william moseley

An actor from England who is best known for playing "Peter Pevensie" in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." At the end of the movie he and his brother and sisters are made kings and queens of Narnia.

"And to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent. Once a king or Queen of Narnia, always a king or queen."
~Aslan talking about William Moseley's character, Peter.

by ThaddeusTheThird April 11, 2006

Lil Mosey

Lil Mosey is a 15 year old rapper from Seattle, Washington who recently blew up from his song "Pull Up" in late 2017, smokes weed, drinks lean and is way better than Lil Pump.

Person 1: "Ayy you heard of Lil Mosey?"
Person 2: "Yeah man"

by GlitchedDoubleCheeseTaco May 15, 2018

Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.

Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.

by cg115 March 10, 2011

Oh, Moses, smell the roses

For God's sake, get a clue

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!

by Genku July 29, 2003

Moselle

Moselle is the most amazing girl to every walk the planet. she is god's gift to the earth.she is kind,beautiful, loving,comforting, and caring to everyone she meets. she is very hilarious and can make you laugh even on your saddest day. she has a magnificent personality and such an exceptional heart. A lovable girl who is talented and intellegent. She is musical and has a great singing voice,but sometimes lacks self-confidence and doesn't believe that she can achieve what she wants to, she can. She is a brilliant listener and gives great advice for friendship or boy problems! But needs someone to listen to Her and give her advice. If you have a Moselle you are very lucky, use her wisely,encourage her and give her advice as she needs someone to listen to her once in a while!Also She is naturally quiet, yet graceful girl who is difficult to get to know. She's very sweet, and she's a good girl, so she doesn't drink, hook up with guys,do drugs,smoke party. She's also independent and strong. However,she does want true love,and she's not interested in romance just for the sake of it. She wants the love of a soulmate. She is intelligent but she's not good at everything. She has a natural talent for singing and music and math, but she struggles with English. She always means well and wants to improve herself or someone else. However, she's quick to realize her mistakes and apologize to those she's hurt. No one can stay mad at her for too long because she's very sincere and humble.

Have you seen moselle?

Yes, she’s helping her friend

by Anonymous071 December 1, 2019