Skip to main content

The Methane Murphy

When a man is performing oral sex on a red headed woman with a fully developed red bush, just as the woman begins to reach climax she squeezes out a gas whisper in her partners face.
"Dude, I was going down on this firecracker chick and she gave me The Methane Murphy"
by James J. Brown March 31, 2009
mugGet the The Methane Murphy mug.

mithenness

The unsettling feeling the world will still carry on with your absence; where you question just how many people, places, or things will be affected without you.
Mithenness dwells in all of us..
by Finnex7 July 9, 2022
mugGet the mithenness mug.
Related Words

methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.
by Clagbo July 19, 2006
mugGet the methanical pancake swiveller mug.

dead mihana

Dead Mihana is a dead man's marijuana
You: I'm smoking dead Mihana
Pressa: Yo nigga can I have a puff
You: Nah homie this is my celebration for shooting the niggas in the op click.

Pressa: iight homie
by Pressa November 25, 2016
mugGet the dead mihana mug.

methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
by Sexydimma October 30, 2014
mugGet the methane freebie mug.

Methanol

Methanol(wood alcohol) is an alcohol found in windshield wiper fluid. It's a colorless transparent liquid. They add food coloring to the windshield wiper fluid so that you won't drink it.

The density is 0.792 g/cm3.

The melting point is −97.6 °C (−143.7 °F; 175.6 K).
The boiling point of methanol is
64.7 °C (148.5 °F; 337.8 K).

Methanol is toxic!
Ingesting as little as 10 mL (0.34 US fl oz) of pure methanol can cause permanent blindness by destruction of the optic nerve. 30 mL (1.0 US fl oz) is potentially fatal. The median lethal dose is 100 mL (3.4 US fl oz), i.e., 1–2 mL/kg body weight of pure methanol.

Alcohols that you can drink that are safe are ethanol, propylene glycol and 2-methyl-2-butanol. Alcohols you can't drink that are toxic are methanol and ethylene glycol.
Perry drank methanol windshield wiper fluid. He died. He should have drank 2-methyl-2-butanol and ethanol. Methanol is for you windshield, not for drinking!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 21, 2021
mugGet the Methanol mug.

methane dispenser

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.
My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".
by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008
mugGet the methane dispenser mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email