Missionary

How your Mum and Dad Fuck / Made you

Dad: Tonight darling, we shall make a son.
Mother: Splendid, can we try a more exotic position than Missionary?
Dad: No i shall take you as Adam took Eve
Mother: Alright shove a baby in me...

by Butcher'sgreat March 17, 2010

missionary

Alright, you guys are wrong: the missionary is where the girl lies on her back with her legs spread on the edge of the bed and the guy takes her standing up. And yes, it's boring, but you get to see her boobs jiggle if you know what I mean :).

Catholic priests love to be in a missionary position working hard with altar boys.

by Pimp Daddy April 16, 2005

missionary

One who is sent on a mission, especially one sent to do religious or charitable work in a territory or foreign country.

One who attempts to persuade or convert others to a particular program, doctrine, or set of principles; a propagandist.

ie) Christians

"Man, i feel bad for those Ethiopians since their stuck with those missionary kids"

by amy-jay November 27, 2004

missionary

Most likely the most used and liked position in gay sex. Now the straight side has been told many times.
Now, the gay side, why would one like that position most?
As said in a previous definition it is because it is the position in which it is easiest to insert without harming. Especially for first timers, since it will hurt when not accustomed to it. It also is more personal, with the participants facing each other, making kissing possible and the expressions visible to each.

One guy lays on his back, with his legs around the others waist or on the others shoulders. While the other has his legs on each side of the first guys hind quarters, inserting in a kneeling position. This opens up the bottom's anus, making it easier for both participants.

"Joshua preferred doing the missionary position with his bf Chris, so that he could see his face and expression of pleasure as they made love."

by The Only True Definer February 12, 2009

missionary

a student that goes to a catholic school, such as mission

some nerd: hey did you do that fun algerbra last night?

normal guy: eew missionary get away nerd!

by higaflabgenite May 2, 2009

missionary

The Christian term instead of using the word "pimp" to use to say that someone or something is cool

"dude you are sucha missionary!"
"oh man, these new shoes are soo missionary"

by Keatz January 24, 2005

missionary

Any person whome engages in the act of smoking methamphetamine, particularly one whome is addicted and/or binges.

A: That dude blows through a gramme of tweak a day.
B: Damn! Like a true missionary.
A: For real...

by fish fish fish October 31, 2007