minimal wipage

The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.

Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.

by Javin232 October 21, 2011

Minimaxing

Trying to get the most out of situation by reducing the negatives outcomes to a minimum and increasing the positive outcomes to the maximum. Widely used in videogames jargon. Certain games have a specific set of rules available to the player and can be exploited in such manner.
The term "Minimax" is a mathematical concept applied in fields such as game theory, artificial intelligence, algorithmics, etc.

- I need this armor to increase my strenght and this boots to increase speed while mantaining load capacity...
- Come on! Stop minimaxing... You're stripping the fun out of the game!

by linkark January 2, 2020

minimalism

Small as possible, like this entry.

This definition is an example of minimalism.

by domp October 27, 2007

minimal wear

A condition of a weapon skin in cs:go that comes right before factory new. Typically bought by thrifty players who have realised that in most cases, the difference between factory new and minimal wear can only be observed under a microscope and by the size of the dent in your already fund deprived wallet

I was going to buy the factory new tec-9|brass, but I saved enough money to buy a car by going with the visually identical minimal wear variant. After some time however, I did realise there is a small scratch inside the chamber, so that must be why it's minimal wear.

by ExpectNeo June 2, 2017

minimalist music

A style of music originating in the 20th century. It is characterised by repeated motifs, varied slightly over a long period. Also common are long notes played over these repeated sections.

Interestingly enough, John Cage's famous silent piece 4'33'' is not considered minimalist, even though it is the most repetitive and minimal song ever composed.

*music playing*

Guy #1: Hey your stereo is broken.

Guy #2: No that's a Philip Glass CD. It's minimalist music.

by HumphreyB May 13, 2006

minimalist bra

This refers to using Band-Aids to cover protruding nipples.

An advantage to being flat-chested is that I can get by with the minimalist bra on very cold days.

by Wisconsin Witch December 11, 2009

minimac

A sociopathic person with an intense addiction to cannabis. Frequent disregard for his own skin color and surroundings.
Constantly has people that wish to grind him to a dark colored pulp.
Future bum leader.
No job, no money, stolen weed.

AKA minisack.

You're the next minimac! Better kill you now before you piss everyone off!

by Dozer February 6, 2005