mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

by MR.BJ December 22, 2009

Mince Pie

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.

Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like

by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020

Mince pie

Mince pie = legs in the sky

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch”

by 34dd October 30, 2018

Mince-pie Girl

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.

Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl

by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021

Mince and cheese pie

Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.

Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.

by Minceandcheesepiemaker September 15, 2017

Ming Piece

Northern Irish / Scottish slang - used toward men or women to denote poor fashion sense , cheap provocative outfit or poor hygeine .

Niamh - "did you see Sinead last night down the beach club? "That streaky tahn and those Primark coochie cutters - what a ming piece!"
Mary Louise - "aow - Ming piece - leik".

by Marica Costello September 24, 2018

mince pies

Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".

Feast your mince pies on that!

by EddyB February 7, 2005