Minching

It is when two men perform sounding with a double ended object (putting a smooth blunt object into the urethra) but also performing docking at the same time (interlocking each others penis with the foreskins.

the end result of a bad minch can be called a blood sausage.

I've been minching so hard with Tom all night, now I have the worst blood sausage.

by alright_dynamite January 2, 2012

minking

To have sex while standing up, preferrably outside or in a public place.

My nympho bitch and I were observed MINKING in front of the White House and got a round of applause.

by stinkumpoop April 6, 2006

mincing

Slang, the act of procrastinating relentlessly, and taking way to long to complete a task!

Susie was supposed to be finishing the audit, but she's been mincing so much that she's barely even started it!

Dave's been such a mincer today, he needs to finish his project, but every time I see him he's just playing COD, or cooking super noodles!

by tj888 November 16, 2010

minching the bird

The act of licking a vaginal region.

origin: Eurotrash porn mags
example: "That dirty bloke minched my bird until half-eleven"

by Oke Dizzle May 15, 2005

Big Mincing Bitch

In popular usage, an especially effeminate homosexual man

Craig from Big Brother is a big mincing bitch

by John31 September 3, 2005

Minking

A verb, to skulk around or engage in suspect or suspicious behaviour in dark corners or secluded places.

Oscar and Alistair weren't home in time for supper, they had spent the afternoon minking about by the allotments.

by Dom007 February 24, 2013

mincing

Mincing is an act carried out usually in the lesbian communtity, it consists of thrusting your right fist down and spinning clockwise, then thrusting the left fist down and spinning anti-clockwise. Whilst doing this you must grind your hips to the rhythm of your hands.

"I'm going to mince her right up."
Or
"I'm mincing to get home."
Or
"Yeah, I minced some girl last night."

by k&zzzzzzz November 25, 2011