Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He has the power of the true China man. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, and so he is built stronger. He can enter demon mode, and while he is in this mode, no one can stop him. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Although, his one weakness is happy meals. You can easily get him over to your side with a happy meal, or you can trap him in a cage by luring him with happy meals. Although, if you try trapping him he will probably destroy you. This is just his 1st form though... When he eats 69,420 happy meals he learns and masters the happymealgan, which lets him manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, which will make you explode and die. His other forms are still uncertain, but he definitely has more room to expand in power. He is also a good form of transportation, as you can fuel him with happy meals.

niggel 1: hey bro did you see hou min yesterday? he absolutely destroyed obama
niggel 2: yeah dude! speaking of hou min, i just got hou min to be my new car!

by last century September 27, 2022

Be home in a min

When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"

..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...

Wife "where are you?"

Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"

by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.

niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn

by last century September 27, 2022

Lee Minho

dancing gem lee minho from stray kids. his stage name is lee know, which stands for him knowing stray kids’ fans, as well as himself. he’s a caring, lovely and fun person. he loves making other people laugh, which is why he often posts weird selfies on ig. lee know rocks every concept and dances. he’s a powerful vocalist, as well as a powerful rapper. plus he loves cats, which is why he has three and the cutest cat phone case.

person A: “lee minho best boy”
person B: “i agree”

by 98lino October 11, 2019

Lee Minho

Lee Minho (Lee Know) is a member and a main dancer in a South Korean group named Stray Kids. The talent that runs through that boy’s body is insane. He’s not nicknamed dancing gem for no reason. Not only can is he a powerful dancer, he can also rap (Boxer) and have amazing vocals (Hero’s Soup, Voices & more); so basically he’s a triple threat, but guess what he’s more than that? He’s the literal dawn, he brings light into darkness and he’s a reminder that there’s always better days. He’s thoughtful, he’s caring, he’s kind, he’s funny, he’s compassionate, he’s intelligent, he’s all the amazing adjectives that exists in the world. He’s the father of three cute cats that he adores beyond words could explain. At a very young age he volunteered at animal shelters which made him beg his parents to adopt a cat, and when they said yes, he called different vets to see if anyone would let him adopt one, which brought him Soonie. Doongie was given to him by a friend, and Dori his latest baby was adopted from a website with abandoned animals. He loves taking funny pictures because it makes him laugh and he just wants us to laugh with him, yanno like how best friends do. He acts tough but is actually the softest for his members, he takes care of them and is their shoulder to cry on. He has the biggest heart in the entire kpop industry and deserves to be treated with nothing but love. This is long, but all I wanna say is he deserves the entire universe + the milky way.

Lee Minho superior.

by linoluvr October 11, 2019

Lee Minho

Easily one of the most talented and hard working people ever. He’s an amazing dancer and can dance literally any style flawlessly, he is a rap legend (see boxer if you don’t believe me), his vocals are so good and pretty that it makes me cry (see his falsetto in voices) and he is smart, kind and the most beautiful person inside and out.

if you don’t stan lee minho you don’t understand talent

by stanthejeekies October 11, 2019

Minho

A guy who is too good to be true
God's favorite.

A guy you will never have.

Perfection.

Best boy.

"I wish I had a boyfriend like Minho" - Dum person 1
"PSSSH KEEP DREAMING" - not the sum person 2

by fr0g.ishere December 20, 2020