The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.
Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."
Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."
Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."
by Mbleh October 28, 2007

The good and handsome guy sitting next to you in class. He cares almost about everyone and he is always protective. The girls love him in secret.
by AnimeLord33 February 11, 2019

Hello Milton!
by Yey my favourite people! December 3, 2018

Milton is more commonly known as "Gods Country". With the highest concentration of Irish people in the country most people proudly represent their heritage by constantly binge drinking. Although most believe South Boston (Southie) or Dorchester have more Irish people it is not true... Most parents are from one of the two towns but as soon as they were able got the hell out of those White Trash cess pools, they did. Milton is also known for its amazing athletes and amazing drinkers, and amazing looking kids. Hey, we're Irish we can't help it.
by calup June 28, 2007

by Thomash1738 December 12, 2016

by Captain Sack April 9, 2019

by ferrari July 20, 2008
