backup milk jug

when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender

y2jerk: yo.. where's the milk jug?
kofi: dunno.. use the backup milk jug mahn
y2jerk: you mean the blender?
kofi: is that an indian cumshot on your forehead?

by Shit-face June 30, 2008

Male Milk Jug

noun: a man's loose anus full of cum.

That dude has loaded male milk jug

by really milky October 13, 2007

milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.

In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!

by YAWA July 21, 2022

Milk Jug

the gallon jug your uncle Jerry can fill up with his hard white within 30 days. he is a porn addict and if he is withdrawn from any type of pornography, he will need to be on life support urgently.

Jimmy's Friend: do you want to hang out after school
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019

milkhugs.i0

You are so cool omg, the videos you send are always so funny and your one of my favorite moots, your one of my originals I really appreciate you :)

milkhugs.i0 Is the sweetest human alive <3

by Super swag ngl June 1, 2021

milk-jug

the act of depositing large amounts of seamen in a glass milk-jug and having 1 indivigual drinking it

james: wow tom did u see how many guys showed up to that milk-jug party
tom:yea bro i saw her chug a half gallon :(
james:is that healthy ?

by james anthoney wild August 23, 2011

Milknugget

Someone who is Beautiful. Someone of great character. When you walk past a Milknugget you always stop and stare. They are commonly whistled at, a lot. They also get honked at when out in public.

Dammmmnnn, That girl is a Milknugget.

**girl gets whistled at** "Why do I have to be a Milknugget?"

by OhSoSweetButternut January 8, 2012