milking the cow

when someone sucks some fat bitch's tittys.

Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.

by V-Po January 10, 2006

Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids June 01, 2019

milking the cow

pulling it. masturbating and ejaculating

I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.

by Richid August 31, 2006

Milking the cow

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

by JJCCMMT November 12, 2014

milking a cow

Grabbing and groping a guy's tits named todd

Todd tried milking a cow

by dill doos 12345678910 April 22, 2016

milking the cow

The act of squeezing the tits of the girl you're taking from behind - she's on all fours. See also milking the brown cow if you're doing the girl via the poop-shoot.

I was milking the cow when she asked me to switch from the playground to the garbage dump.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 19, 2020