mihai 

crazy or stupid person

someone: len is a mihai

mihai by saratonin February 23, 2023

Mihai 

The africo-romani term for albino white man.
Mihais were often feared by indigenous tribes due to their bulbous testicles and their aptitude for swinging them around whenever possible.
Legend has it that the Mihai has infectious, virile tendencies to sneak up on a conversation and provide so little substance to said conversation that those involved would never interact with one another again for fear of reliving the living hell they were subjected to.

People:(speaking)
Mihai: ..
People: (not speaking)

Mihai by the real boi sr. January 22, 2020

Mihai 

Some square head nigga that’s really short

Fuck you mihai

Mihai by Plansab May 27, 2019

Mihai 

A heartless boy in HS

That boy is being a Mihai

Mihai by Turboman February 28, 2018

Mihai 

A guy who has long hair and sits to the right of Joe Owl. He told some fat guy with glasses that he has COVID. A week later, he was diagnosed with covid in his ear-itis.

Mihai: I HAVE COVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat guy with glasses: could you please stand over there, away from me?

Mihai by Joe Owl March 16, 2021

Mihai 

Mihai is a name common in Romania.Boys who are named Mihai are attracted to girls named Karina.Karina and Mihai are made for eachother, it is written in the stars.
Mihai likes singing manele like Carolina Bala and Sunt băiat cu BMW.

Mihai and Karina are so cute togheter!

Mihai by Anonim 100 December 5, 2018

Mihai 

A pretty average guy with a small penis, not very good with girls and a big belly

Oh shit Mihai is coming, go hide
Fuck, my nipples are falling of because of Mihai

Mihai by An actual fucking legend February 28, 2019