mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

midgtard

A mentally retarded midget or little person.

Chico: Dude, why is that midget licking his shoe like that?
Sven: Can't you tell, man? That guys a midgtard.

by gribblet666 February 6, 2010

Minetard

Minecraft retard. Sucks at it, and is a n00b.

Thinks redstone is ruby.

Thinks lapis is sapphire, which technically it is. In the game, there is no 'sapphire'.

Thinks emeralds make tools, and armor, a along with 'ruby', stone, etc.

stone and wood make tools not armor.

Minetarded person- wood, y u no make armor.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

Midgetry

a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

Noun Midgetry a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

by Midget man 81 April 16, 2019

midgeter

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.

OMG! She's midgeter than me!

by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013

Mincetard

Someone who is fat and uses twitter

Have you seen that mincetard?

by Bag Source February 19, 2018

Midgetgrunt

Midgetgrunt a person who plays xbox and sweats halo. Annoyingly correct at all times.

Ohh my fucking god midgetgrunt how are you so good at halo

by Midgetgrunt December 30, 2020