Microsoftie

It's what Bill Gates has when he gets out of bed in the morning!

See: Small Penis

Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!

Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.

by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004

Microsoftie

(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.

Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.

by Tomas September 13, 2004

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Microsoftist

One who despises Microsoft because of their lack of skill in creating a game console that doesn't arrive at your house broken.

Son of a... I got the red rings for the third time in a row! I'm so Microsoftist.

by Anonymooseplox June 23, 2008

Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by Chas September 11, 2004

Microsoftie

A very small flacid penis.

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

by Andi June 10, 2006

Microsoftie

The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.

Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie

by Grain September 12, 2004