Reverse Michelangelo

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.

The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.

by Poop Artist December 5, 2011

Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.

Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.

by vance spankhard September 3, 2009

michelangelo buonarroti

Born: 1475, Died: 1564

Principal location: Florence, Italy

All around bad-ass artist of the Italian Renaissance, famous for such bad-assery as sculpting the David and the Pieta, painting the Last Judgment and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, designing the Dome of St. Peter's Basilica, inspiring Mannerism, living a really long time, and regularly kicking the shit out of Leonardo Da Vinci.

"Hey man, I just came from the Galleria dell' Accademia in Florence. You, know, the museum with Michelangelo Buonarroti's David. It was awesome!"

"I know, right, that guy was such a bad-ass!"

by custer58 April 12, 2010

michelangelo

Doing a Michelangelo means you are undertaking an epic painting task, usually painting a ceiling, similar to Michelangelo painting the ceiling of the Cistine Chapel.

busy doing a Michelangelo

by artfiend April 12, 2023

michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.

last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment

by inDev_ April 4, 2021

Michelangelo Complex

A complex where the creator of any representation of something else (Statue, drawing, etc.) believes one of their specific creations, or all of them, are so realistic that it must fulfill the role of the object it is representing. This is in reference to Michelangelo's famous episode where he carvead a statue so similar to a real person he god mad when it didn't answer him, he punched it and broke part of its knee.

That idiot got Michelangelo Complex after writing that Urban Dictionary defenition, and really expected it would become widely adopted piece of slang

by Seack May 3, 2023

Michelangelo

The Ninja Turte that wore the orange face covering and had the numchuks or nunchakas as a weapon, depending on which martial art he was mastering.

1) Michelangelo was a martial artist that painted his enemies red.

2) The Asian bartender was training to be the next Michelangelo, which would be an honor even to Bruce Lee.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021