misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011

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misdemeanor

All Girl Rock Band From Sweden.

In May 1997 they released "The Misdemeanor EP" on Pshychout Records / Shevil Recordings, after almost a year in the studio.
Other releases Include 5 wheel drive, Let me know and You're Nothing (and you know it).

Misdemeanor rocks!

by aNthraXx January 16, 2004

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misdemeanor

Missy Elliot's nickname

Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot

by Kairi March 15, 2004

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Misdemeanor Meadows

When someone (more often than not a stoner) has a lot of Black Ice Trees hanging in their cars. Really recognizable by police officers.

“Hey man, come on let’s roll to the store.”
“Nah fam, not while you got that misdemeanor meadows growing in your car.”

by Umustalldie2 October 24, 2019

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missdemeanor

A minor-to-moderate crime committed by an unmarried female.

Monica Blewinsky was not married at the time of her infamous tryst with Bill Clinton, so she was only charged with a missdemeanor. Slick Willie, however, was charged with a fellany for which he had to face Congress and make false/vague/evasive statements to avoid being impeached.

by QuacksO December 18, 2019

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Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.

Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.

by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023

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