mexican food standoff 

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.

"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”

mexican food standoff by Nilliks October 28, 2017

Mexican Food Rights 

Established when a friend becomes poverty stricken and is in need of food. Grants the patron of poverty to have all Mexican food paid for by the granter. Being put on Mexican Food Rights (MFR) is, by all means, a punishment. It is fully intended to aggravate the user and push them to make more money. Generally, both parties involved, the MFR giver and the receiver, are very close friends or family; as who would pay for all of someones food if they barely knew them?

1. "Damn, john has to buy $400 of books, pay $600 for rent and he just lost his job. I think we should give him Mexican Food Rights."

2. "God Dammit! seriously? Taco Bell? Again? Today? what the hell?"
"hey man, it's the only mexican food for miles... it's not my fault you lost your scholarship and got put on Mexican Food Rights."

Mexican Food Rights by kirk cameron May 22, 2008

mexican food tube 

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

mexican food tube by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021

Mexican Food Shit 

A big shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."

Mexican Food Shit by hana2H January 26, 2024

Slovak Mexican food 

A term usually used in international comparisons of different countries versions of Mexican food as the lowest standard

Damn dude that was some Slovak Mexican food right there I'm gonna puke I think it poisoned me

Slovak Mexican food by Casvačina December 14, 2021

Slovak Mexican Food 

When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.

My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.

Slovak Mexican Food by Coolguy666 December 14, 2021

Black Mexican Food 

Black Mexican food is a combination of Jackie Moist and Ace, a more mathematical way is Jackie Moist + Ace = Black Mexican Food.

damn did you try black Mexican food?
"You mean ace and Jackie Moist?"

Black Mexican Food by birdsarentreal2018 November 23, 2018