mexican hat dance

to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie

jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!

by E-feezy March 23, 2003

mexican hat dance

When you take a mexican hat and fill it with super spicy salsa and then shove it up the unsuspecting nerd's ass. Then you may do a little dance.

I gave a mexican hat dance to that nerd alex manouk. he didn't even see it coming.

by trini man July 3, 2007

The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

by TheJizzla February 11, 2009

The Mexican Hat

Poor Mans steak and potatoes. Fried bologna topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese.

I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.

by murfdizzle83 October 19, 2011

mexican meat hat

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

mexican face-hat

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.

Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat

by Stacy's mom June 11, 2006

mexican face-hat

an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.

i think i once knew of someone who knew someone who said "mexican face-hat" in his sleep, but i'm not sure.

by jonathan rompf June 11, 2006