Mexican Hat Dance

After chopping jalepenos, habaneros, or other hot chili pepper, don't wash your hands, and perform oral sex (with lots of hand action) on your partner. There regions will begin to burn and they'll jump around in circles like a Mexican Hat Dance!

For a guy: Man fool! I met this chick at the margarita bar downtown, and I really liked her until she gave me that Mexican Hat Dance.

For a girl:
This douche bag/loser/asshole at the bar won't leave me alone. I should take him home and give him a Mexican Hat Dance! Then maybe he'd back off!

by atsirkrelyt January 14, 2009

mexican hat dance

A mexican dance. Also a peice of music which is the best peice of music to have ever been written.

"Man, The mexican hat dance pwns all other music except nirvana."

by Negative Creep February 5, 2005

mexican hat dance

to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie

jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!

by E-feezy March 23, 2003

mexican hat dance

When you take a mexican hat and fill it with super spicy salsa and then shove it up the unsuspecting nerd's ass. Then you may do a little dance.

I gave a mexican hat dance to that nerd alex manouk. he didn't even see it coming.

by trini man July 3, 2007

mexican meat hat

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

mexican face-hat

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.

Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat

by Stacy's mom June 11, 2006

mexican face-hat

an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.

i think i once knew of someone who knew someone who said "mexican face-hat" in his sleep, but i'm not sure.

by jonathan rompf June 11, 2006