methuselah

the undescribable coolness.

don't forget about the methuselah!

by Lando July 12, 2003

Methuselah

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.

Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.

by Penis Goblin November 30, 2010

Methuzela Pubes

A party pilgrim that graced his occasional nights of debauchery by consuming large amounts of natty ice, smoking/breaking weed pipes, jubliantly dancing drunk around till late hours of the night/morning once every other pilgrim/indian called it quits. a man, a myth, a legend of early America!

Methuzela Pubes: thizzin' in the buildin' and DOPER than the dos' eqiuos guy

by Crack Canyon January 19, 2012

Methula

A person with 0.2 centimeters on his dick and is a quite smart yet dumb with no common sense.
Who rides cock as a guy acting as if he is a femboy.

"Methula is sooo gay"

by anonymous May 23, 2025