Mexistache

A mustache on a woman that resembles a mustache on a mexican man.

Man, that is one hairy bitch, look at that mexistache

by Pancho Villa January 22, 2004

meetzstache

adjective
1: a) well-groomed and combed

b) delicious

c) curiously aromatic

noun
1: a) the essence of living in the moment

adverb
1: a) excellent

adjective: That banana bread is so meetzstache right now.

noun: (Philosopher addressing student) No one knows how to meetzstache better than the late Dr. Meetz.

adverb: This test is gonna meetzstache'ly difficult.

by iuso2014 December 9, 2012

Mouthstache

A mustache that contains visible particles of food and/or drops of liquid

"Judging by Bertrand's mustache, he ate potatoes this noon at luncheon." - Arthur

"Oh, my fine fellow; that is known as a mouthstache." - Percival.

by WLZRS September 24, 2011

mexostache

A mexican mustache. That trails from the center of your upper lip, to the mountainous region of the asshole. Can start at the anus. Genererates 300kohms of butt-crack-heat in less than a second. They are stylish on men, but do not look good on women, unless they are Russian, but they are pretty much men anyways.....

I shaved my mexostache today because I got tired of keeping it up. The powerful shocks to my nutsack did not help either.

by Marmas February 24, 2006

mutstache

1.a gurl dat iz a mut and has dirt above her lip
2.a gurl whos mutstache is bigger than urs
3.mz murt from homewood pa

Man:ay girl u need a rag
woman:why
man:for dat mutstache above yo upper lip

by by geno and jules August 6, 2006

melestache

Feeling or being of the melon while wearing a false mustache

I'm feeling like a melestache because I'm so gay like that.

by The Peace Maker January 23, 2009

Methstake

A mistake made while under the influence of meth.

Dude made a methstake last night, he left his lab in the back of the taxi!

by Dont be a idiot! September 18, 2011