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Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
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methodmatic

adjective
1. (of a process) the method of working by itself with little or no direct human control.
2. methodically occurring while spontaneous, performing proper methods without conscious thought or intention.
1. "a methodmatic mama teaches by leaning on her training rather than instinct"
2. "methodmatic learning functions such as reading and wring without being prompted"
by brain health mama June 24, 2022
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Methodman

a person who claims their method of manufacturing meth is the best
Kim braggs to everyone "I AM THE METHODMAN!" he proclaims.
by Kenrod August 22, 2006
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methomaniac

a person rather intent on strict following of certain methods and procedures with deviations not accepted. these people are often stifling and overbearing. Often haughty and proud. think they are always right because they know what is supposed to happen next.
methomaniacs drive me crazy.
by the twisted marley March 27, 2009
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Methomaniac

A person to whom which consumes small or large amounts of crystal meth also known as jibb also known as ice also known as Tina etc. This person also gets so high they enter a stage of psychosis to which they often never return from they are, accustomed to telling lies and predominantly adding more excitement or changes to ones stories! This person also believes everyone is out to get them and becomes extremely Paranoid and also entitled. They also believe that everyone owes them Something.
“I was talking to Sandra (pseudonym) the other day, and she is just lost it she’s out to dinner I mean what a methomaniac”
by Anonymouseandk April 14, 2019
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MethodMaths

A utterly useless maths homework website that dosent work 50% of the time and when it is working it doesn’t accept answers, this is usually used by teachers that can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch
Oh for fucks sake miss set MethodMaths again
by Nousername777 February 6, 2021
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