Methadoner

Methodoner is a religious movement practiced by former and current drug addicts during groups and other therapy sessions. It is evidenced by regular nodding during normal day light hours and a seemingly inability to stay awake for any prolonged period of time.

Did you see Bob nodding in group today? He is a devout methadoner.

by bobbybobsterbobletta June 11, 2011

methadone

A synthetic narcotic drug similar to morphine but less habit-forming; used in treating heroin addiction

by huzzah October 17, 2003

methadone

A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by mac May 13, 2005

Methadone Boogie

When a methadone user goes into a an altered state and begins a slight shuffle.

Looks like Travis just got his dose, he's doing the Methadone Boogie

by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011

Methadone Baby

A turd so big it cannot be flushed. Often the size of a meatloaf, it can be attributed to the use or abuse of opiates.

It wasn't a contest, but no one would admit to dropping the methadone baby at rehab.

by twidgetfitch August 5, 2008

Methadone Barbie

1. A skanky white female between ages 18-30 from an upper middle class to wealthy monetary background that would be classified as a full blown pill popper and uses methadone in addition to other intoxicants.

2. A drug addicted white female with wasted potential, no repentance or redemption from said affliction with natural looks fading faster than the fair presidential pursuits of esteemed statesmen.

It is fraudulent to employ a Methadone Barbie in an administrative capacity in a long term care facility.

by Exhibition Stadium January 10, 2012

The Internet Methadone Program

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.

Dont use the internet.

by Diego December 11, 2003