metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

metalism

Spirit of magic listening or feeling diverse music (singular or plural)

Metalism

or Metalmagic
Did you hear the harmony of that singer or music; band or choir

by Pathfinder9 January 12, 2018

metabolism

The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.

Example: Josh cant lose alot of weight because he doesnt have a high metabolism

by usaf0403 December 26, 2005

Metaforistic

A minecraft server that hosts worlds commonly RPG worlds.

Ah that kun guy, always hosting a metaforistic world.

by Rob stallion March 12, 2020

Metabolism

An excuse a small person does for being skinny

Eyy yo fam, Why you barely eating anything?
I'm eating tons of food it's my metabolism

by Vronnzy April 26, 2021

fast Metabolism

U searched this up cause ur family makes fun of u

Family: u eat so much fast metabolism

Me: what’s yhat

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Metalkism

Founded by Trevor Saile in 2010.
The perfect unision of Metal, Anarchism, and Life.

Metalkist is base on the sole concept that there is no afterlife, and that after death there is eternal blackness in the comfort of sleep. So to live every day, and just live. Do what you want, when you want. Metalkist also focused on Metal music (Deathmetal, Black Metal, Heavy Metal, ect.) is the essence of life itself (However, all music is tolerated as Metalkism is a none hatred religion.) Anarchism is a large part of Metalkism, as the beliefs of Metalkism is that no man, or woman, has any real power over anyother man or woman. That does not mean go and kill someone, jsut because you can, then claim your religion says it's okay. But, to make your own rules in life.

Metalkism Attitude-

Christian Man "PRAISE THE HOLY SPIRIT!!"
Metalkist "Fuck your holy spirit."
Chistian "God shall smite you"
Metalkist "Yeah? Do it. I DARE YOU. COME ON GOD SMITE ME. Exactly. Where will your god be when I take a shovel upside your head?"
Christian "Well... Shut up.."

by Armagedon April 24, 2010