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Metapod

(1) A Pokemon that cannot learn any moves besides Harden, and tackle if you've evolved it from a Caterpie. Will evolve to Butterfree at lvl. 10

(2) A useless person who rarely moves outside his house, likes to stay in and his head is impenetrable to matters outside his computer.

(3) A "has-been." Used to go around doing physical activities, but now stays immobile and lazy. May one day become fit again.
ex.1 "Dammit Joe you're like some kind of Metapod nowadays.

ex.2 The celebrity is now a Metapod, but hopes to one day be a Butterfree.

ex.3 "You're more useless than the time my Caterpie evolved to a Metapod!"
by Vincenzul October 18, 2007
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Metacognologist

Metacognologist. a) One who thinks thoughts about thinking about thoughts often Unemployed. b) one who practices the study of Metacogniton
as a Metacognologist, If he knew, what I thought he knew, then he'd know that I don't know what he knows.
by rog-uk September 16, 2007
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metacomment

A comment in an online forum or discussion board about a topic that is, itself, about a comment or the author of a comment rather than the topic being discussed.

Metacomments typically occur as a series of negative personal comments between participants and tend to derail the topic of conversation, descending into chaos (or brilliance, depending on your perspective).
Person 1: I thought the movie was boring. And the lead actor is way too unattractive to take seriously as the love interest.
Person 2: Your boring and unatractive.
Person 1: It's "you're" and "unattractive" dumbass. Learn to spell.
Person 2: Oh, sorry. Is this better? You're unattractive.
Person 1: Nice one, bitch.
Person 3: It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again and again.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: Fucking dork.
Person 2: Yeah, prolly lives in his mom's basement.
Person 1: True. And you should "prolly" learn how to spell "probably" too.
Person 2: Ugh.
Person 4: What's with all the metacommentary? Can we get back to talking about the movie?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Shut up.
by rabid_god January 17, 2022
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Metacogcrastinate

I had so many things to do, that in the end, all I did was metacogcrastinate.

Thinking about what to put on my list that I'll make tomorrow for stuff that I'll do next week!
by Raevyn79 March 22, 2012
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Metapod

Another word for one's peepee. This is a reference to pokemon.
When I saw the hot girl my metapod used harden.
by PILLOS22 March 9, 2019
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Metapod

The best Pokemon in existence. All it can ever learn is harden, where its' defense goes higher and higher that it'll take 10,000 hits just to defeat it.
"Check out my Metapod! She is the best Pokemon in the world!"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"
by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019
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Metamodernism

A cultural paradigm created from the outcome of postmodernism and the Vikaas Rule. When deconstruction of any individual concept or symbol occurs, instead of rejecting a concept through irony or nihilism, a new synthesis occurs between the deconstructed points (referred to as poles) by understanding that both aspects of the deconstruction are true at the same time, even if they seemingly contradict.

Following this general practice, the synthesis is created using dialetheism, or rather, the understanding that negations of concepts can be as true as the statement itself. Using this concept, irony and sincerity can be combined into a new artform, creating what some describe as new sincerity. Thus, it's a rejection of modernity and postmodernity, realism and nihilism. Instead, it forges a new path of recontextualization.
Metamodernism is the logical outcome to a philosophy which is based on the deconstruction of principles created from a philosophy that constructed those principles in the first place. My rapidly degenerating sense of humor makes a lot more sense then
by Who is this nobody? June 1, 2020
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