metabolic privilege

biological advantages that enable endless eating, drinking, risk taking, and other degenerate behavior at little cost

farnsworth exercises his metabolic privilege by partying, traveling, working out, and building businesses while working a full time job and not needing much sleep

by young farnsworth March 19, 2022

metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.

I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.

by SykoSniper June 14, 2004

secondary metabolites

Compounds which have found in natural sources like flavonoids, anthraquinones, alkaloids etc. These compounds don't play essential role like primary metabolites for the plants or other resources. Most of them can use as a drug or drug raw material.

Flavonoids are one of the most important secondary metabolites that show potent antioxidant activity.

by Secondary Metabolite May 2, 2022

metaboliscious

Any hot chick who eats & drinks anything she wants yet maintains a very attractive figure...

"I don't know how she does it, but Laura eats like a pig and drinks like a fish yet she still has that smoking hot body - she's really metaboliscious..."

by psyCohn December 17, 2009

Metabojism

The metabolic ability of a female (or raging tail gunner) to process nature's yoghurt i.e. a teaspoon of sperm cider

Beatrice: 'Jessica, darling you look absolutely divine- you must tell me your diet secret'
Jessica: 'Well Beatrice, I guess I was just thankfully born with a stupendous metabojism as I manage to stay wafer-thin despite smoking more Poles than Hitler did in all of Word War II'

by Anonymous submissions July 23, 2018

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.

"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."

by Brint October 29, 2005

metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.

"It's hard for me to lose weight. I have a slow metabolism."

by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004