mesmereyesed

Dreamily enchanted by a lovely pair of peepers.

In the beginning of "Hot Water", clueless bachelor Harold Lloyd cannot understand why his late-for-the-alter buddy would be in such an all-fired hurry to tie the knot that he would actually want to run to his own wedding --- "I'D never give up MY 'happy bachelor' freedom just for a pair of soft-boiled eyes!" Within a short time of his saying this, however, Harold accidentally bumps into the lovely charming sweetly-angelic-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into those sparking "soft-boiled" gazing-spheres of hers and he's totally mesmereyesed. :P

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Mesmereyesed

/ˈmɛzmərʌɪzed/

to be besotted with or transfixed by the eyes of (someone).

"The moment that I stared into them I was mesmereyesed."

by Matt Windle poet February 25, 2021

Messervish

A person who is assumed to teach you something but only tells you things and doesn't explain them.

Man Tony is totally being a messervish person right now I bet he's gonna resign from here to keep his job when he knows he doesn't know what he's doing.

by Grassrose April 14, 2022

Messered

>Shoot someone in a dogfight
>Do minimal damage (the number of hits on the enemy is irrelevant)
>Enemy isnt affected
>Get absolutely demolished in the counter attack (preferably by 1 or 2 hits)

Wow i shot him center of mass with my NR23 and he’s fine, meanwhile he hit me once and my wing is gone…

Damn… You got messered…

by Femboy Sperg February 27, 2024

Messirve

Messirve is a word (slang) that uses the Spanish surname "Messi" as a joke. It means "it is useful".

When used as "no messirve", it means "it is not useful".

- I'll pick you up at 6pm.

- "Messirve"
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- I fixed it. This is working now.
- "Messirve"
______________________
- We've bought this software license for you to use.

- "Messirve"
_______________________
- You guys can attend to this training session in your work hours.

-"Messirve"

by urbaniumturtle April 5, 2024

Alex Masserey

Alex is the weirdest mf in the planet earth but sometimes he's funny and he's fun to hang out with and stuff. He's actually my boyfriend n it's honestly been great w him. ALEX IS AN AWESOME MF SLAYED THAT ATE N LEFT NO CRUMBS

ALEX: immaculate
gera: bros so bitchless
Alex Masserey

by Gera<3 June 5, 2022