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Merz is hamster
by FelinebleK August 11, 2022
Get the Merz mug.A patently shoddy or cheaply conceived idea, item, or transaction that is undertaken with the intention to save time, money or effort with a net result of a loss of time, money and or quality. The historical etymology of the term traces back to Patrick Merz, a Lansing, MI area chef who characteristically engaged in behavior of this kind.
"Yeah, the contractor finished but used quikcrete instead of real granite- it was basically a Merz job"...."Sorry man, sounds like you've been Merzed".
"I pulled a Merz and finagled this senile old woman until she sold me the Dodge Dart for $750. Score"
"No sir, I will not gamble my inheritance for a change to win that cruise to Atlantic City. Who do you think I am, Patrick Merz?
"I pulled a Merz and finagled this senile old woman until she sold me the Dodge Dart for $750. Score"
"No sir, I will not gamble my inheritance for a change to win that cruise to Atlantic City. Who do you think I am, Patrick Merz?
by Franz Vanholder March 1, 2021
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