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Mercer Middle School

Everyday there's some kind of chicken sandwich. Even the doritos taste like chicken. Its actually pretty good tho. Just strangely the same.
Mercer Middle School is where I learned everything tastes like chicken.
by Its Me I'm Here August 31, 2017
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Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
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Merder

The couple name given to Grey's Anatomy characters Meredith Grey and Derek Shepherd. It's only used outside of the show, when fans are talking about them.
Did you see last night's episode of Grey's? You see that McDreamy moment? I love merder!
by Maybelle29 July 3, 2009
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Mercer Vision

1. Viewing unattractive girls as attractive....Men have 1-10 scale for women the way they describe a girl to their friends. Mercer vision is a whole different scale in which an average girl may rank very high as well as an ugly girl may seem like an average girl on campus.....
In normal life a girl may be a 5/10, something not many would go near....but when on the Mercer campus that same girl may be a 7 or 8 out of 10.....

Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
by Try Again July 28, 2008
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Alex Mercer

One serious badass. Possibly THE MOST bamf superhero to date.

He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.

He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?

Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
Clueless Civilian: WHOA! Who the fuck is that guy??? He's fucking killing everybody walking on the street!!! HOLY SHIT! How did he smash that car with his bare hands? Wait...what the fuck, his hands turned into fuckin CLAWS?? OH MY FUCKING GOD those marines didn't stand a chance in hell! Oh shit...he's coming this way!!! UUUHHH! *dies*

Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
by Dr Grammar August 30, 2009
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merferator

Hey, this TP is down to the merferator! Can you toss me another roll?
by Telephony November 16, 2010
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caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
by Smart4Life February 9, 2017
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