merry-go-round

In prison, at the end of the inmate's sentence, the inmate goes from department to department to obtain signatures and tie up any loose ends. They check in with various staff members to ensure a smooth release from the institution. This is usually done the last business day prior to the inmate's release from the prison.
Say! There go LaDarius, he be goin' on his merry-go-round. He go home ta-marrah!
by sanjac1836 July 11, 2008
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merry-go-round

When you take a girl and place her legs behind her head then place her on your erect cock and spin her around
I gave Jaquese a merry-go-round last night at my grandmas house and got close to 20 rpms.
by Newman and John May 16, 2005
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merry-go round

When a quadrapaligec woman is mountained on a mans penis and is spun repedidatly spun round and round on his tool.
Dont be so sad about your wifes operation, at least now you can giver her the ol' merry-go round!
by alekinchains December 12, 2007
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Riding the merry-go-round

Riding the merry-go-round* is when a woman seeks to secure a handsome, perhaps wealthy, emotionally unavailable man ("Chad"*) in an attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy), gets dumped, and then she tries again, repeating the cycle. She never learns, all while ignoring guys she has friend-zoned.

After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".
She would do well to stop Riding the Merry-Go-Round and settle down with someone she has friend-zoned.
by Run.Forrest.Run January 27, 2022
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merry-go-round of death

A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.
Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
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Alabama Merry go round

When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.
I got drunk performed an Alabama merry go round on my sister last night.
by phatman704 February 21, 2021
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Mexican Merry-Go-Round

The Act of using a leaf blower to propel a spinning office chair in circles like a merry-go-round
"Damn, them fools got a mexican merry-go-round in their backyard"
by The_Irish_Chicano June 25, 2012
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