Merry-Go-Pound

The catch-22 of Fear-fucking and Sexual Bulimia.
Sexual behaviour that insults the term "Slut."

Ashley has had five abortions in one year. She is not a booty-call, she has descended into the park of the Merry-Go-Pound which makes her as exclusive as a public restroom, this has led to the see-saw syndrome.

by Cyn March 18, 2004

Merry-Go-Pound

When you are constantly swing your fists at something or someone and the motion of your fists are swinging in a circle.

Yo, Michael was hitting Jason with that Merry-Go-Pound!

by SlimShady3 January 24, 2018

Merry-Go-Fail

When you need something resolved to move to the next step but you need the next step resolved to fix the first step. Rinse and repeat

Quality Assurance Team: “Hey Team, can you look at this bug I found? It’s blocking all testing.
Team: We’re busy right now but can you test this new stuff?
Quality Assurance Team: Not until you fix the old stuff.
Team: But the new stuff fixes the old stuff
Quality Assurance Team: But we can’t test the old stuff to then test the new stuff! This a real merry-go-fail

by Baxter Wilde May 3, 2023

merry-go-round spanking

The classic spanking while held by one had and running in circles.

I saw a kid getting a "merry-go-round spanking" on the side of the road.

by Lester Bone December 16, 2011

Merry Go Brown

To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.

Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.

by FancyKrip September 6, 2013

merry go round

when a group of males surrounds a female and she head bobs the males from one cock to the next and the first one to cum gets to fuck her.

guy 1 : dude i totally got the merry go round last night from emily with conner and justin it was niceee

by jdiff May 18, 2008

Merry-Go-Down

Getting a blowjob while on a ferris wheel.

Sometimes known as Stuck N' Suck
-Where you accidentally or purposely get stopped at the top of a ferris wheel and get some good ol' oral sex

We went down to Navy Pier and when we were the only ones on the ferris wheel, I got a Merry-Go-Down.

Also see Stuck N' Suck

by krazykidd218 November 7, 2010