Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.

Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

by Your Materfamilias December 23, 2018

Merry Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree that is more merry than usual

Wow look at the lights on that merry Christmas tree

by Kyle ‘the fatty’ Davis November 26, 2019

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020

Merry Fucking Christmas

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

by AnatomyIsDestiny December 25, 2004

Merry Fuckin Christmas

A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.

Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)

by GoldMiner January 13, 2010

merry perry christmas

a very smelly christmas time or a christmas which was complete and utter crap has no links to alan perry!

it was a fucking merry perry christmas!
have a merry perry christmas u ass hole!

by miero kun3 January 28, 2005

Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.

Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023