A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
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Fin: Aye, long enough to fuck some merpussy and drink a whole gallon of rum too.
Fin: Aye, long enough to fuck some merpussy and drink a whole gallon of rum too.
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A totally HOTT chick with a studly lawyer boyfriend who loves her completely. Loyal friend. Total riot.
FOOLS are jealous of her. The more ignorant among them are unable to control themselves from spewing venom about her.
FOOLS are jealous of her. The more ignorant among them are unable to control themselves from spewing venom about her.
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The traffic is an absolute Marnus this morning.
Your being a Marnus mate, pull your head in.
The traffic is an absolute Marnus this morning.
Your being a Marnus mate, pull your head in.
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