Home of roughly 22,000 people as of 2006 who are generally more wealthy than other parts of western Washington. Mercer Island teenage males typically wear a collared shirt, a backwards baseball cap with a wide brim and some khaki pants. Mercer Island teenage females generally wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Juicy Couture, Coach, and anything else expensive that their Father can buy for them. Anyone that deals marijuana on Mercer Island typically is never a dealer, but a "middleman" who gets from an actual dealer in Seattle. Many doctors and lawyers inhabit Mercer Island, although their is a small percentage of the island that is middle class. Mercer Island Police are always trying to bash on kids from anywhere because they have nothing better to do because the kids on Mercer Island are too stuck up to cause any trouble.
"Hey man, Mercer Island is a really easy place to break into someone's house. Let's go break into someone's house and steal their valuables."
by Ropearoni April 13, 2006
A bunch of rich Jews spending their parents money. They seem to be unbelievably mediocre at every sport every single year. If they weren't so Jewish, they would perhaps spend money on sucking less.
person 1: dude that person sucks at everything
person 2: Ya they go to Mercer Island
person 1: oh now it makes sense
person 2: Ya they go to Mercer Island
person 1: oh now it makes sense
by unbelievablejoke March 02, 2009
A high school that has a long standing rivalry with Bellevue High, a school with a better football team, better academics, better location, better parties and better people. Unfortunately Mercer Island continues to try to compete with it and so continues to be publicly humiliated. Most people who live on the island go to Bellevue or Seattle for dining, shopping, or any form of entertainment, since none exists on the island itself.
The people from Mercer Island thought it would be cool to bring a flag to their away game, but it was broken by the home team when the pre-pubescent MI students got too rowdy.
by Temptress06 April 03, 2006
i would like mercer island if everyone stopped being stupid and pretending like they're cool because they do shit all the time.
by 000000 000000 August 21, 2005
A predominantly Jewish Island in Lake Washington, home to Mercer Island High School. Their only good sports are swimming and water polo, because of the large amount of steroids that both teams use. A common cheer for any sports team playing against Mercer Island is "Sink the Rock" or "Sink Jew Rock" Within the past year there have been a few small drug busts, and a large cocaine bust. This makes no difference because all of the defendants get put off on their rich father's bail. While most people on Mercer Island think they are "The Shit", the truth is in fact that the people who think so are pussies and can't hold their own in a fight.
while most of the island is rich, there is a middle class and poverty line.
The richer ones pay way to much for pot and cocaine because they aren't used to "the streets" and drugs. They know how to get their hands on drugs, and take advantage of whatever cost they can find. Typical drugs on Mercer island are Pot, Salvia, Cocaine/Crack, Ecstasy, and Anabolic Steroids. LSD is not foreign either.
while most of the island is rich, there is a middle class and poverty line.
The richer ones pay way to much for pot and cocaine because they aren't used to "the streets" and drugs. They know how to get their hands on drugs, and take advantage of whatever cost they can find. Typical drugs on Mercer island are Pot, Salvia, Cocaine/Crack, Ecstasy, and Anabolic Steroids. LSD is not foreign either.
Crack head: "I once met a Mercer Islander who bought a dime-bag of coke for 20 bucks. He must be one of the high-class Jews"
by Jerard February 08, 2008
An island located off of Washington. The people there are often very wealthy and snobbish. Mercer Island is often confused with Bainbridge Island as people tend to say anyone from BI is a prick when in fact, they should be saying anyone from Mercer Island is a prick. While the people in Mercer Island are busy showing off their pimped out Mercedes, those of us in other areas of Washington glare at them.
by thatfuckinperson February 28, 2014
They don't let any minorities (Especially blacks) on Mercer Island unless they are here to clean the houses or do manual labour.
by poor mike June 30, 2011