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mastrabate

having an orgasm without any external forces touching the genitals like having a wet dream. based on the differences between intranet and internet.
Dan woke up with a mess in his bed because he mastrabated from within his body and caused an eruption downstairs
by PeanutsMcPeanuts January 18, 2009
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menstrobating

when one usually female masterbaits while having they period.

when one who is with some who has they period does for that week.
i was menstrobating in the shower cause im on the rag.
by Guiseppi727 February 20, 2011
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Pac-Menstrate

A creature of the green blob family, most closely related to the Ass Goblin . Feasts on the discarded placenta and uteran lining of hot american women between 14 and 50. Lives a fufilled life in alleigence with Dallas rock band Next Day Fight, forever engaged battle with its mortal enemy The YeastMaster .
That Pac-Menstrate bent that bitch right the fuck over. BaBam!
by ryan April 17, 2003
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Menstrubate

to menstrubate: to masterbate until you bleed
Joe only meant to masterbate, but things went horribly wrong when he began to bleed. Once he realised he was menstrubating menstrubate, he quickly soaked his sheets.
by MadMolly November 16, 2009
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mentarbate

Derivative of "masturbate."

The act of indulging in "analysis paralysis" when you should be getting things done instead. Possibly coined by Ryan Davis. A distant cousin of the verb "to bikeshed."
A: "I dunno, dude. The iPhone is sexy, but this Android phone comes with lasers."
B: "You've been debating this choice for weeks. Are you gonna mentarbate some more, or just buy one already?"
by bropocalypse October 21, 2010
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menstruapated

when your period just won't start, and there is no reason for it not to. If you would stop stressing and relax, it will come out.
Joe, calm the fuck down, you're just menstruapated. Or
Don't waste your money on a pregnancy test, you're just menstruapated.
by JoJo biddo December 12, 2015
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mensturbate

When females go into their monthly menstrual period their hormones go all out of wack and required to be fulfilled by masturbation. Aka flicking the red bean
"it's that time of the month, but i'm feeling an urge to mensturbate"
by rockybalboa. December 29, 2016
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