A memorial towel is the towel or other clothing item that is used to wipe away ejaculates and bodily fluids from one another after sexual intercourse. A memorial towel can be used repeatedly, to the point of disgusting crustyness, but this neglectful and lazy habit is frowned upon by the lady having semen wiped off of her vagina and buttcheeks.
a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing comfortable cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.
a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing comfortable cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.
by grombelphegor February 23, 2011
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My friend was killed by a distracted driver at this intersection. I always notice the Roadside Memorial when I go by.
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Also known as the Rodge Lodge, a place where people go to stay for CBT, Boost Plus, and tears. Start your day with being weighed and then a cold shower. Then come on down to the group room and become bored out of your mind. We’re eating six times a day but at least you’ll meet amazing Boost Buds, a.k.a. the greatest people you will ever meet. We’re here for a good time, not for a long time. So sit down (because standing is frowned upon), get anxious, and write down random tallies in your ban book and random numbers on your exposure records.
Oh no, we’re driving past the Rogers Memorial Hospital sign. Things aren’t looking so great if you’re driving into the parking lot at the Rodge Lodge.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.
by taodiorne March 15, 2009
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Get the memorial day mug.Probably the biggest joke of a high school in existence. It sits in the middle of the worst part of Wasteland.
It's more like a zoo than a school at all. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The students are even worse though. If you aren't surrounded by juggalo posers, there are the tools, whores, and rejects from Inkster. Even worse are all of the scene kids and hipsters who think they are better than everyone else in existence, when in all reality, most of them are from shacktown and are worth shit. There is about 1% of students that are actually individuals.
The senior pranks always suck and the policies are more than retarded.
All of the sports teams pretty much suck and are stomped year after year. (Especially football.)
All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.
It's more like a zoo than a school at all. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The students are even worse though. If you aren't surrounded by juggalo posers, there are the tools, whores, and rejects from Inkster. Even worse are all of the scene kids and hipsters who think they are better than everyone else in existence, when in all reality, most of them are from shacktown and are worth shit. There is about 1% of students that are actually individuals.
The senior pranks always suck and the policies are more than retarded.
All of the sports teams pretty much suck and are stomped year after year. (Especially football.)
All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.
Idiot: Wow! Wayne Memorial has the best academic program evaaar and we have so many cool things to do and cool programs at Wayne Memorial!
Me: You will never get laid. Ever.
Hipster: Omg you'll never understand my taste in music and style. You're sucha nobody.
Me: You live in Westland and go to Wayne Memorial. You are better than no one.
Me: You will never get laid. Ever.
Hipster: Omg you'll never understand my taste in music and style. You're sucha nobody.
Me: You live in Westland and go to Wayne Memorial. You are better than no one.
by MedicalPhilanthropist September 3, 2011
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by Not Griffin January 5, 2012
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