memorrhage

Condition where a computer program leaks memory profusely over time, eventually causing massive slowdowns, random crashes, and general mayhem.

My program memorrhaged all night and died on the operating system table.

by Fred Beamer December 6, 2007

Memoratorial

A person who is inclined in remembering things

Tim: ''Matt how do you remember all the facts for this quiz?''
Matt: ''Well Tim I'm just very memoratorial.''

by Kirbee30 August 15, 2021

memorandum

memorandum is when you strike the judge in the face with your left shoe during a court session. you then hop up to the nearest table claiming you had a short written statement outlining the terms of an agreement, transaction, or contract. when the marshall runs over to restrain you, you whip out your genitalia and call the marshall mr peepers. then begin to masterbate onto the marshall, while screaming old songs like "my console by Eiffel 65" when the judge regains conscience you strike him/her again with your junk and call it a night....if the marshall calls you the next night.. then the memorandum has been completed.

did you hear? mike finally got his memorandum this weekend at small claims..
"yea... good for him"

by Dgtlhybrd March 9, 2005

memorrhea

The condition of having multiple brain farts in a short period of time

I couldnt remember anything yesterday, I had total memorrhea.

by c_rob September 7, 2006

memorably-impactful

memorably-impactful: Having great impact or influence; however the influence is so much so that it will not or cannot be forgotten.

Impact brings about emotion
Memorable we will not forget

"Her speech on financial aid was memorably-impactful."

by Tricia Touchdown April 2, 2009

Memorrhea

A mental condition, which presents with haziness when trying to remember specific events in one’s past. And it makes you think of Nirvana’s, Come As You Are. C’mon, you know you heard it, too.

Siouxsie Sioux tried to recount a backstage conversation at one of their earlier gigs, but was suffering from an unfortunate case of memorrhea.

by FreakinRockStarfromMars January 14, 2021

Memoratrician

Describes someone obsessed with either scrolling through memes, or creating their own memes.

"Teacher, Cole is a procrastinating memoratrician."

by mememaster6000 February 7, 2021