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Melanesia

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.
European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!
by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009
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Melani

Really good person will help and listen to anyone even if they don’t get along she will always help the needed ones.
She is very nice but don’t want to get on her bad side cause you will loss, and she will win. Short person, if your nice to her she’ll be nice but if you give her attitude she’ll give it back. If she has a problem or she hears someone talk bad about her she WONT stay quite she also very smart mostly at math so you can beat her at that. She’ll NEVER hurt them she’ll be loya but wild, when it comes to relationships she’ll be good and be loyal, good to bring at party’s. She likes sport she would mind being
On a team.Over all she will be nice,funny,sportyish, smart
I would really love to have a Melani in my life or In a relationship
by Girls&boys March 4, 2018
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Melaina

An overall perfect girl. Her personality, body, and face is literally goals. She has the most beautiful smile and any guy
would be lucky to have her. Melaina’s are usually tan and have dark hair. She loves staying up late to have deep talks with friends. If you need her, she will always be there for you no matter what. She also has a great sense of style and a big heart. She can get annoyed at times, but is mostly chill and carefree.
I wish that girl Melaina liked me back.
Melaina is so kind and beautiful.
by EmmyChan1000 August 29, 2018
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Melanie

Melanie is a person who lights up your whole day. She's the unexpected best friend if you play your cards right. Melanie is creative, funny, caring, and will introduce you to new things you never thought of before. She is the best partner in anything you will ever do, and you should feel lucky when you find her. When you do, make sure you try to stay in her life as long as you can because she is one of the best people you will ever meet. She truly is an angel and will make everything a million times better just by being there. She will be there for you, so be there for her.
"Melanie is my bestfriend"
"Lucky"
by Terra Nivanti January 13, 2022
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Melanincholy

A state of sadness caused by witnessing black people suffer.

Melanincholy is a result of systemic racism, the continuing economic inequalities, the white racist ideologies and attitudes created to maintain and rationalize white privilege and power, and last but not least, the police brutalities towards black people.
Black girl: Hey what's wrong? You seem down?

White man: I just watched a video of black man getting beaten to death by the cops. I feel sad, depressed, angry and I want to do something about it, but I don't know what to do.

Black woman: Ah, you're feeling melanincholy.

White man: Dude! That's exactly how I feel. Thank you for explaining my feelings to me. I feel so much better now. I'm going to post a black square on Instagram! #BLACKLIVESMATTER

Black Woman: That's amazing! What would we do without you.
by Mahogany man June 6, 2020
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Donald and Melania

A married couple that are rarely seen together.
“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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melanphiliac

A person- especially caucasian- who loves blacks and black culture.
"Kirsten was a notorious melanphiliac with a string of inexpicable gangstas to her discredit."
by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
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