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Measles

The frequently deadly disease that anti-vaxxers are willing to expose their children to out of an unfounded fear of autism. Can cause blindness, sterility, heart damage and life long complications, but hey, its better dead than slightly non-neurotypical.

See also whooping cough.
"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"
by KimmieKoi October 24, 2018
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Hate-meister

Hate-meister is a derivitive of the know phrase "hate monger", but is used as a substitute to try and explain the severity of a hate monger to children.
guy 1: i wish i knew who the guy was, behind all those murders

guy 2: yeah, what a Hate-meister
by funky moose January 31, 2012
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Old Meidl

Abbreviation for Old ME In Deep Lies. A term used when you or your friend who used to be cool then changes and becomes lame. This can happen a number of different ways, one being if he is single and starts dating. Their old self still remains a part of them but lies dormant within them. The old self aka Old Meidl can come out at various times including when he's drinking.
Man I miss Old Meidl.
Old Meidl RIP.
Man I hope Old Meidl decides to make an appearance tonight..
by RIP OM April 4, 2009
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g meister

Similar to many other 'meister' names, 'g meister' is most commonly used as a nickname of endearment with the 'g' often being the individual's initial.

Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.
"Woah, g meister is winning this game for sure!"

"Hey g meister! Can I get a copy of the homework?"
by Urban Translations February 4, 2023
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Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
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meilin

One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She not only is smart, funny , and extremely beautiful! She is also one of the most loving people you will ever run into in life. All around a perfect girl
meilin
by JRAir January 25, 2014
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Meiling

Delicate and exquisite, Meiling is a lovely women with deep compassion for others. She is kind, helpful and a good listener. She is highly regarded for her sympathy and good advice. Meiling's have a affinity for cats. She is a great cook and likes to feed people large homemade meals.
I have a problem, I wish Meiling was here!
by Worldly Word Wizard February 4, 2010
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